I'm sure Joe Manganiello is a cool guy, but every time I see his face I think, "That is a man who has to fart really bad."

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

Moron.

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…

I'm actually not that mad? I feel like any author would be tetchy about an adaptation of their work, but I also think it's fair for the director to want a project they put their name to to be great. Honestly, the only bad part of this story is that 50 Shades is still a terrible story that romanticizes abuse, and that…

somebody who's in great shape can still be sore after an unusual workout (say, trying a new sport)

I totally forgot about that guy! His disgustingness was probably what saved me from child-pizza-death-syndrome!

Amazingly, previous efforts to combat this threat by making pizza as disgusting as possibly by topping it with pineapple have gone nowhere, as there exist human beings deranged enough to enjoy just such a monstrosity.

pizza the hut!

For real, I'm still mad at ninja turtles for lying to me re: the delicious of anchovies on pizza.

She should start coming up with snarky answers. "Brad Pitt? Who's that? Didn't he used to date Robin Givens?" Or transition to a serious issue. "Oh, Angelina. Didn't she recently have chicken pox? You know, there's a vaccine for that now. And did you know the number of parents not vaccinating their children has…

Yeah, it was such a desirable toy until you saw one in action. It was worse when the tape player inevitably started to wind slower, and Ruxpin spoke in Satan's voice.

This. This is my experience. I'd be happy to date a nice guy in my age range, but they all want 27 year olds. And the younger guys come after me. And after a while, it just seems stupid to say no, because: reasons?

I have a 19 year old son. These 32 year olds KNOW my kid and ask me out anyway. And while I can pass…

No, because the character is nineteen so it's not statutory rape, and he isn't her student when they sleep together. There are films about men doing the same thing absolutely all the time and we don't lose our minds at all. Usually it isn't even a plot point in the film.

I was single for a long time, and after a while it was only younger guys who were interested in me, in some cases a lot younger. Because guys my age wanted younger women. So what am I supposed to do? I actually resisted for a long time. But what the hell. This is who likes me. So I dated them. And it was fun. And…

As a woman who wears size 8-1/2 or 9 shoes, I only own one pair of skinny jeans that I wear inside boots. Every other pair is always bootcut, because those make my feet look smaller and they're just plain more flattering to me. I would never want to alter my jeans just because fashion changes. I know what looks good…

Skinny jeans might be stylish, but they look like shit (on guys anyway.) In the 80's women used to wear shoulder pads, so stylish does not equal attractive. Be contrarian and be a trend setter.

Why? Why? Why would you do this? Boot cut jeans look good on anyone, any time. Skinny jeans look good on no one.

Boot cut >>> skinny cut

But why would I alter my favourite jeans? they're my favourite for a reason (boot cut look waaaay better on me than skinny ever will!)