I'm sorry, but fuck this. I share the dislike for the kind of attitude that certain men have about tacky jewelry being a good way to attract chicks, for sure (and I'm also sympathetic to some of the aesthetic objections). But it's incredibly bad, on a more basic level, to promote these kind of limiting and repressing…

Felony child endangerment - the charge exists for a reason.

The NRA is actively dismantling training programs. I don't think safe storage is really a priority.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

i love both glitter and rent but he made the right call

The costume design professor in college posted big signs all around our dressing rooms that said specifically prohibited glitter and Rent sing-a-longs.

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

I was worried that no one else remembered that story.

She's already outwitted by the single chair she sits on every night.

Tickets to Europe cost money yo. Especially on short notice and in the middle of planning your own wedding.

As someone who regularly teaches Machiavelli, I'd argue that he would not deem this behavior as "cruelty well-used," but rather as "cruelty abused" and thus not the behavior of a good leader. See: The Prince, Chapter 7

Come the bridal shower, my sister sent the fiancee a gift: the bridesmaid's dress. Apparently it caused quite the stir when the fiancee opened the gift at the shower.

He's Jon Snow.

I think the pipe organ was an overblown attempt to give the movie gravitas that it didn't earn. (Although I also like pipe organ).

I find the scarf thing funny because I was just racking my brain to try and remember the last time I saw Sherlock wear a scarf in Elementary. I can't, off the top of my head, but I imagine he does during the winter episodes, of which there are many.

I think we can all agree that the biggest snub was The Lego Movie, no?

"Asshole" is classic, and it's not gendered (unless I've been misinformed).

Honestly, this is the snub that pissed me off the most (Selma missing out was widely predicted, so it is nice that it got a Picture nom at least). That category is a worthless joke now.

Lego Movie snubbed???????