i bet you george clinton would be able to help

“Never valued!”

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

I bet Rivera set him up.

Assistant district attorney Michael Moore

This whole mess just makes me haka’n mad.

I’m going to guess he always bets on red.

+1 Lou Hotlthz

coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”

The Greeks have always had it in for the sons of Troy.

Worst “Quantum Leap” episode ever.

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Now he just needs to see “The Aristocrats”

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

Why do you liberals always have to bring Trump into everything?