I’m kind of surprised Maori doesn’t play for the All Blacks.

Why does friendship burden have to fall to us? Can’t they be friends with, like, each other?

Wow, they really went there.

And by went, I mean peed all over themselves with how clever they probably thought they were being. 

Man, Drew, that was a whole lot of words to write “because he’s a black quarterback...”

It’s a pretty brilliant strategy, really.

Most of the folks in Oakland have given up on the Raidahs! except for those cos-play dorks who will support them no matter what.

So the front office isn’t risking much in terms of a fan rebellion. I mean, if you’re still a Raiders fans after all they’ve gone thru, a…

“...cum-content factory...”

I don’t understand. She’s his girlfriend but he didn’t know her, he was at her house “studying” but she has to go back to her hometown AND she claims he’s her baby daddy?

Does any of this make sense?

I mean, besides to a school that thought hiring Bobby Petrino was a good idea?

I am 52. I watch a LOT of sports.
I grew up watching Sugar Ray Leonard and Muhammad Ali fights and remember when boxing was a big deal.

I have never paid for a PPV match and haven’t watched boxing on HBO - which I have always subscribed to - since before Tyson went to jail.

I also can name very few current boxers. I…

I think the first problem here was making Eric Dickerson the spokesperson.

Look, I loved this play but my first reaction when watching it was “that kid was damn lucky he didn’t get seriously hurt.”

The sport is already risky and I feel icky watching them getting exploited for my entertainment. Though I do love that entertainment.

But the risk-reward here isn’t worth it and if more teams try…

The Nats always get things like this backwards.

Now that’s a right proper footballuh! 

Well, this is one way to get middle-American whipipo to care about the TBT.

Also, what’s the TBT again?

They still run this race? - 99 percent of Americans, if we’re all being really honest.

Electricity.

I am all for WNBA and other female pro athletes getting as much as they can.

It’s important to note that Diana didn’t seek Baylor vice president for marketing and communications and chief marketing officer Jason Cook out for a comment.

She reached out to a third party and third party apparently started a chain that reached Cook and Jason Cook chose to initiate contact with Diana and assumed he…

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m far more bothered about the beating up the ex’s fiance WHILE he was awaiting trial for shooting an unarmed dude seven times than I am some ink, however offensive.

Also, doesn’t UFC have people to advise their athletes on how to better handle shit like this?

Oh, and the excuse about…

Are we just gonna ignore that the announcer said that “Bofa Deez Nuts wins by a head.”

Why are we assuming the Phanatic is a dude?

And if he were a she, yes, yes I would.

I mean, you gotta figure she’d be pretty freaky and she likes sports, so we’re already off to a good start...