DAYUM Sista’s got some moves! Just like BAM BAM! Outta here!

Tale as old as time

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast

Just some more red skin football.

Ya, if only you’d recently won some sort of championship or something.

He’s not pretty no more.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Maybe I’m missing something because it’s Monday and this heatwave is killing my equilibrium, but I understood the comment to be sarcastic.

How did the Mystics not see this coming

I says, Ima pitchin’ em but ya ain’t a catchin’ em boy! Just like the Mets!

Quick research: She does.

oh you poor thing

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Harper will now proceed to hit 3 home runs the rest of the year.

The home run derby is a silly spectacle for children and the Nats are having a disappointing season and Bryce is having a disappointing season and he’s probably gone after this year and he’s probably gone without a World Series and the Nats will probably edge further and further into mediocrity with each passing year…

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

it’s called “feathered.” I did that in middle school in the 80's. I’m not proud of that.