“If that pains you then I’d suggest you need to expand your horizons a bit.”

Thank you.

Drama? Around video games? I’ve never heard of such a thing...

Pokémon was designed as a game for grade schoolers to socialize around. To pull out of their pocket during recess or lunch and trade or battle.

I love the eye candy of those ‘90s styled VR UIs, but honestly, they look like absolute hell to use.

Is that...?

FFVI is still my favourite in the FF series, but even I will admit that the ATB play mechanic is dated as hell.

Why is it so hard to ever be happy?

Console-style games don’t bring people to handhelds anymore.

“Upgrade your machines so we can leave this stupid legacy crap behind!”

But it wasn’t an indie developer, no SJWs were involved, and nobody slept with each other. I’m confused!

Why is an outside DDoS attack able to take down a multi-million dollar tournament? I’m surprised they don’t have a special, isolated LAN for this.

In junior high I knew a guy who got so angry at a game that he broke his NES in half.

I can't say I miss the '90s.

Stupid Sexy Flanders.

Play the games. Hate the gamers.

Gendo Ikari? Providing Shinji with a a therapist?

You should be done in about 5.5 days.

I love video games, but generally, from decades of experience, people who call themselves "gamers" are obnoxious.

Fucking nerds.