I am a female physician. I did my residency in the 1990s and I remember the nurses as a godsend. We had to run the ER as residents when we were one year out of medical school. It was a busy urban ER and drug overdoses and end stage HIV (it was during the height of the epidemic and there was no great treatment) as well…

My mom is a nurse, and she went to nursing school way back when it was half academic courses, half being terrified by older, angry nurses and scrubbing bed pans in an actual hospital.

<Grin> Thanks. I had some fun with this one.

Let’s be fair here. I studied archaeology in school and have worked on several digs, so I am coming from a place of some knowledge. And I’m afraid that I have to agree that having an all-female team *had* to have been a publicity stunt of some sort, and does in fact lead to some questions about the validity of their…

I watched and loved this NatGeo program. Screw people trying to ruin it for me now!

I suggest he volunteers for a new space program I’ve just now decided to fund, where we tie him to a rocket, and then send it to the fucking sun.

I am so much better than I was, but in college I “lost” a kitten for a couple of days, under my bed. And she didn’t starve.

New rule (really should be an old one)-never make a comment about a woman being pregnant unless she tells you. I'm sorry that happened.

Cancer-free! THIS IS AMAZING! Woo-HOO!

COSTUMES. I MUST SEE EVERYONE’S COSTUMES. OR YOUR BABY’S COSTUME. OR YOUR DOG’S.

When my Aunt Judy died, for the two hours before her death, she was carrying on conversations with my Aunt Lulu (her mom) and Uncle Ray (her dad). Like, they were right in the hospital room with her. I’m not a spiritual or religious person, but I really hope that they were there with her.

My mother had a friend, C, who developed terminal breast cancer. She had told the doctors something was wrong but no one listened to her until it was too late. She continued working as a special education teacher for as long as she could before she went home to her family to die. One night while she was still working,…

Guess I’m the only one over here trying to lez out with a shark.

Definitely the Creature From The Black Lagoon. He doesn’t have to come up for air.

I voted Slimer as well cos he IS lubricant. Could be fun!

Do I get to decide WHICH Frankenstein (‘s monster)?

Like can he even get a boner? What’s the situation there? He doesn’t seem particularly dextrous either. And he probably has terrrrrrrible breath.

Cause I like the strong, silent type...

How about options for the lesbian readers?

Hey! Godzilla is in the list but not on the poll, and he’s clearly the dreamiest (so strong! so driven!) of them all.