Fuck dudes, that ain’t even a currywurst. That’s currywurst that somebody ate already.

I ate jelly and butter sandwiches!

Did anyone besides me eat peanut butter and butter sandwiches while watching Scooby doo after a long day of pooping themselves in nursery school?

I wanted one more than ANYTHING, but my mom refused too. Then one year my college boyfriend bought me one for Christmas as a joke, since it had become a running family joke by then. It was SO SWEET. Of course we used it once, made some disgusting thing and donated it, but it’s the THOUGHT.

I recently saw someone say they were going to buy one for their desk at work and this is a fantastic idea.

That is so weird, why would the electricity company be coming to look at my meter at almost 7:30 in the evening? They’ve even got a little sack marked ‘Monkeyzz’. I’d better let them in all the same and... OH YOU NEARLY GOT ME YOU WILY MINX

I’ve been scoping your tree monkeys out for weeks, but your security detail seems impenetrable. Time for plan B...

American Girl Dolls! I got my first one when I was 10 or 11 and I’ll never forget it. Christmas morning, we opened all of our presents and although I got plenty of cool stuff, there was no Molly or Felicity that I had pleaded for. I was certain this was the year I was going to finally get one since my Mother seemed to…

I have got the tree monkeys and if you come for them, I will fight you. You seem cool but I will straight-up fight you.

The wooden blocks and kraft paper dispenser-with-tear-guide that my grandfather hand-made for me out of scrap wood. The blocks were used for building everything from Barbie houses to pet-gerbil mazes, and I played with them for YEARS and years. The kraft paper dispenser gave my sister and me ENDLESS scribble surface,…

I wanted a brand new real Barbie so very very badly- I had a bunch of Not Barbies- ones that my grandmother got at the thrift store , or the drugstore or since we were hippies we got most of our toys (and clothes and stuff) at a quarterly communal swap meet/ food co-op - This is where is how I got a Cher Doll. She was…

I desperately wanted one of those Barbie makeup heads, where you could put the makeup on the Barbie or on you. Sadly, I never got one. I think that’s why my makeup skills are lacking. Hmm, maybe I’ll buy myself one this Christmas.

My EZ Bake Oven!!!

The Barbie dream house. I had one Ken and roughly 20 Barbies, so it was a weird polyamorous community where he was sort of married to all of them.

I love this woman. "Walk up." Girl ain't messing around:)

Did anyone here see Crossing Delancey? Oh well. It DID come out in 1988.

Wonderful article Eva, one of the best I’ve read on this site. It’s absolutely fascinating.

Does a substantial student loan and fucked up credit rating count as “limited means”?

I worked in the archive while in college, it was formerly a women’s college and had some of the most amazing pieces. One of my favorites was a “Chap Book”, from the 1800s, a woman kept a notebook of every single eligible man she met for ~15 years. It had their name, location, and little things about them, like…

If i was on a dating site I’d be changing my profile to reflect that I don’t have “very many bad faults” immediately.