Mine was this one, it was portable and it had a little garage and elevator in the back of the tree trunk. I’d get another one if I could. I took it everywhere!

Remember the free.standing yellow staircase? I loved that!

Quick! Somebody hand Jeb some dental floss! UGHHHHHH!

Me too. I could absolutely use that with a male coworker & on a weekly basis. Our boss won’t let us report him because “he’d be too hard to replace, since no one would want his tedious job,” she says.

Good gravy, having flashbacks of a temp job 10 years ago where I worked as receptionist for a woman and her adult son. He had his desk situated behind mine and one day helpfully suggested I try wearing thongs because my panty lines were noticeable. I told him to NEVER look at me lower than my eyes and later that day…

What a fucking asshole. I’m so sorry.

Holy shit! Your post just made me realize that there was a similar soundtrack for my childhood. Not only did mine include comments about brushing my curly fluffy hair and the size of my thighs, but also total micromanagement about the way I did everything. Dishes, laundry, turning lights on, opening doors by the…

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I made a few bad mistakes, but the worst was not paying attention to location and now I live in a condo complex surrounded by commercial buildings. No nice neighborhoods to walk in around here, it’s so ugly and depressing. So try to buy in the nicest area you can afford. Good luck!

Don’t pitch it! It’s the perfect thing for heartburn: take one quick gulp of it if something you’ve eaten is too heavy or too greasy. It’s works a million times faster and better than Tums or anything else. If you don’t need it that way, you can always drink it over ice or with club soda to cut the bitterness. I wish…

fuck you.

Holy guacamole, you look so different! Did you hum Lana songs and tell your beloved about the pathos of living & the pointlessness of it all? What was his reaction?

Where is Uncle Beardy’s mask? He’s usually smiling in the background and I kept looking for him, hoping to rest my eyes on something familiar and normal not on this UNNERVINGLY HORRIFIC feat of BRILLIANT makeup application tutorial! The fish scales for the mermaid were awesome but this, you’ve outdone yourself!

Updo, cuff bracelet and dangly earrings

Is this goober her son?

Wait! This is pure irony: I once witnessed an ICU nurse cook bacon in butter for an employee breakfast. That bacon was swimming in an inch of butter! Personally, I think she was trying to drum up hospital business.

I had a friend who buttered, salted and peppered her pizza. It was shocking to see because she was skinny. She also had thick curly blonde hair and was a guy magnet. Life isn’t fair.

If she believes that, then why not start by makingfun of racist, fatphobic unfunny assholes on youtube? She’s got a lot of personal material for that.

Gingko trees must be a.k.a. Spanish Chestnuts, because damn they stink just like jizz.

Sounds like a wonderful kind of normal. It’s nice to get out of chaos and drama, it may be tahta quiet and calm is not something you’re used to yet. Also count your lucky stars that your bf did part of the cleaning. I get no help at home so my time is arepent doing everything