You look like a prettier version of Lana. (or maybe just more awake? both.)

We moved into an old mill house in Western Mass over the summer. As my folks are all from Maynard, MA, I am well acquainted with mill houses, though out there they are generally renovated to some degree.

There are so many things we have asked from Seymour and I cannot even count how many things he has done. Some probably find it stupid, have some reason for why it happens and such but during the last hurricane our house had not a scratch on it. Not one. Not even a branch downed from our numerous oak trees. The houses…

I was scared until I got to the part about a basement in Louisiana. Pffft....

He really is. Last year I posted some details about him that we were able to find out his name and information in archives. He was the first home builder in our area, back in the 1950’s and literally built this house himself. He built several more homes in our community but this one was his baby. No wonder he helped…

Yes, we will. Even though we aren’t legally obligated to since he died in this house over 50 years ago. It sounds absolutely crazy but knowing he is here and on our side has always been a comfort to us. Telling a potential homebuyer about Seymour, the man who built the house, loved it and died in it has lots of appeal…

Spooky. This is beautifully written by the way, very vivid description.

I remember the story about the writing on the door....because I am now obessive about locking all doors and windows.

Or whenever Donald Trump takes the stage....

I am just talking from my own experience here, no judgment on Hillary or anyone else looking for this kind of help. I’ve been there, too.

Why wouldn’t hand-stuff be sex? My definition is “if it feels like sex, it’s sex.” Which includes hand stuff, which makes up a large part of sex for folks where penises aren’t involved (and probably a lot where penises are).

I would like to frame one of those in my office, because I’m just so proud of you. :D

Isn’t it weird? The people who are most against it seem like they’re also the most obsessed with it.

It’s pretty great, the only downside is that no one really “gets” it when you’re growing up. I remember being in an English class in high school and our teacher asked the class if we thought atheists could raise moral children, and I think just about everyone was like “duh, no, without god/bible/afterlife, why would…

I can’t even fathom my sex life being publicly discussed by strangers on the internet or in church in front of my family. I’m withering from second hand humiliation right now.

Mormons do the same weird creepy thing, still a virgin, but — BUTT stuff.

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…