“I’m so sorry you all were offended by what I said” is not an apology.

Seeing him makes me ravenous.

you GO gurl

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I’m with Amy. The fact that the Kardashians are popular for literally no reason is just sick.

I’m imaging fart jokes and a lot of females-am-I-right?-hilarity.

He could get a job on Fox and give half the audience rage-induced strokes.

Agree 100%. I find all the veneers a bit creepy and off-putting, especially since I learned they file your real teeth down to little nubs to put them on. Yikes!!

I love Obama 2.0, wandering what will he do next after 2016. He won’t go away and hide in Texas like Bush 43. I am so surprised how much bush 43 knew that he fucked up that he went literally MIA. Obama isn’t as greedy like Clinton so won’t run backoffice shenanigans like him; so my money is on things he really cares…

His hair isn’t enough of an affront to gravity, though.

Can you just imagine a correspondent’s dinner during a Trump administration? Because I cannot.

“Do you really think this country is going to elect a black guy from the south side of Chicago with a funny name to be president of the United States? That’s crazy.”

For reals. Thanks a lot FDR! >:|

Seriously - is there no chance for a third term? All you guys have to do is change the 22nd amendment. Come on!

Once you think about it, Kanye West is a black Donald Trump.

All this...and please for the love of gawd don’t call them CANADIAN geese, those shit factories are Canada Geese, there is no other name for them.....rant over...sorry...

Narnia for shut-ins. You are spectacular. I want to make love to this comment.

don’t you mean “organisation”? you yanks are so fond of putting zeds in everything. hehehe

Also, I feel the need to clear up the whole misconception about “Canadian Bacon”.

I was told to throw personal questions back at people who ask this: “when’s the last time you declared bankruptcy?” “When’s the last time you had an orgasm?” “What’s your credit score? Oh, that’s none of my business? WHAT BETTER ADVICE TO TAKE THAN YOUR OWN??!!”