I’m real glad Damon is proving to shape up as exactly same kind of douche he played as himself in House of Lies.

This story actually choked me up. I have a very dear friend who’s a nurse, and her passion is inspiring, and she’s been through so much while also bearing witness repeatedly every day people going through MAJOR STUFF. And talk about talent— she’s known on her unit for being the best at a procedure done on tiny infant…

The only mildly amusing thing about her is that she’s a comedian named “Joy”, yet has never brought me an iota of happiness.

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

Behar is talking out of her ass again

So can the View die now? Please?

I was once on a long-haul flight and the woman in front of me had permanent bitch face. It wasn’t just a face, though. She really was a bitch. I wanted to slap her.

Trolling is an art, dammit.

I bristled when I initially read “female” :D good on ya

Wow. I have to say that if a kid* was kicking my seat I would likely turn and ask them to stop but if a full grown adult was kicking my seat I would tattle to the flight attendant. Seat kicking by an adult usually means they have a bigger mental issue.

Okay, I totally read that as “licking the seat in front of her,” and I thought I was going to dry heave.

Another episode of Flakes On A Plane.

Sedatives. Should be mandatory for everyone in coach.

For now, but give us an hour and it will be snowing.

“I think I could do a murder” just made me laugh out loud. what a beautiful bon mot.

I wonder if duct tape is allowed in carry on baggage. I’m flying tomorrow and I just want to be prepared so we don’t have to make an emergency landing if anyone acts up.

A friend of mine was on this flight. She posted more info in her Facebook feed - apparently there was duct tape and plastic handcuffs involved. Said passenger started the ruckus by repeatedly kicking the seat in front of her, and when asked to stop she slapped the person who asked her. It escalated from there...

oblig.

OH GOD oh god your description of that pizza made me gag

The Sims is the greatest personal Home Design Simulator ever.