I don't have a PS4 so maybe I'm wrong but isn't this thing in the middle supposed to be some sort of touch panel? If you covered it up with a plastic decal wouldn't it not work anymore?

Going to a Super Bowl in person is like jerking off on Lindsay Lohan — sure, it would probably be fun enough... but, at the end of the day, it's nothing you can't do at home in front of your TV and save $4,000 in the process.

I found the inspiration for the front end:

no no no, your next car doesn't have to be automatic, your next wife has to drive manual. You have it all wrong.

Perry got off pretty lucky, those other guys have to spend an entire game sitting on a bench with the Rangers.

I'm quite glad that the announcing team showed a slo-mo replay and pinpointed that he collapsed at the 24 yard line.

Fuck him. There's an IKEA in Charlotte and half the fun is going there to eat bizarre swedish food and have one of your kids shit in the ballroom.

"This guy's a moron! What is he doing?"

Truly, one of the cornerstones of advanced AI research.

If Joe could score 4 goals in an entire playoffs, we'd all have our cocks out.

I was certain you'd give this movie a sea

Oh, wow! That balsa wood drone really brings back memories.

"I can't really hear what Boudreau says ... "

The Eagles defense should have saved that "Papa Johns" taunt.

What sucks about DDing this? I must be missing something. Not to mention the towing possibilities.

Fun starts at :50.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.