Dude also did a whole segment using Seinfeld references.

What about Windows Pho- ah fuck it.

I use Android instead of Apple thanks to pure, irrational tribalism, cultural distaste for the branding and self-mythologizing of Apple, and the cumulative resentment of decades as a PC user enduring the endless mockery of Apple fans.

Judging by the furor in these letters, this is by far the worst thing to happen in the whole 6,000 years of the Earth.

Quite possibly the greatest love story of all time. And possibly the greasiest.

That's what most shops use to fix (at least that I've seen). Honestly, I don't think the average person would feel comfortable reaming their own tire in order to use that kit. At the end of the day, you can carry as much gear as you want, but if you aren't knowledgeable AND comfortable enough to use it correctly,…

I'd love to see an entire game where all the players have their helmets backwards. It'd look like a Jets scrimmage.

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

Who says social media editors are useless?
Not useless, just only capable of doing a half-assed job.

What an efficient way to get water from one bucket, to the other! Almost as easy as just pouring it in the other bucket! Thanks Lifehacker!!

much like the rest of Colorado, she's already peaked.

Maybe they were just playing charades & Antonio Smith drew the card that said "Dustin Keller's Knee"

It's called 'Infinity' because that's how many dollars you need to play this game.

I knew I'd seen that BMW somewhere... (just too easy, sorry)

Bah, little to do with motorcycle, everything to do with Canadian.

Sorry, that's Chrono Trigger. =P

Hmm. Is it wise to invest so much money in over-stretched lumps of collagen encrusted in facial residue? Fuck it, let's do this.

The P.A. announcer should have introduced him by saying; "The 3rd baseman, hitting 4th and pleading the 5th, #13 Alex Rodriguez."