The crazy way they react when you bluntly call them on their bullshit often ends up just making things worse.

Men get so uncomfortable when women don’t laugh or smile back at their stupid comments, like it’s our fault for not “getting it.”

When did this whole ‘telling women to smile’ bullshit start? “Hey, smile!!!” WTF, strange and creepy man, fuck off and mind your own fucking business.

Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender are definitely, absolutely, 100 percent almost certainly married

NEVER FORGET:

I don’t really feel bad for her, but I will feel bad for all the people who work for her who will be affected if the line tanks because of all of this.

I’m feeling ambivalent about this. On one hand, I hate to see women held accountable for men’s bad behavior, but on the other hand, she used his power to advance herself and, I mean, she knew, right? But! Maybe she didn’t. Abusers are good at only showing certain sides of themselves to certain people.

If you ask her, she’ll probably tell you that she doesn’t even see color.

The power of White Christ compels you to never forget:

Donald the Bitch is going to find out they’re American citizens when they all register to vote on the mainland.

Plus, he’s just so boring. Every time I’m watching him interview someone, I mostly just spend my time wishing Graham Norton was conducting the interview again. He’s a poor, poor, poor man’s Graham Norton.

Listen to my son:

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

Its Beyfabe.

This is such an unbelievably shitty, rude, bad-faith comment, but let’s outline some of the ways that it’s shitty:

Seriously

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

It seems like it would lead to lots of unnecessary fumbling down there, with a lot of wasted clitoral stimulation opportunity.