It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

Yes, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KEN!

HOW TO PREP FOR A BABY LIKE A DUGGAR:

I really, really tried to like the show. I honestly did. But the roundtable format just didn’t work — each commentator only had seconds to barely graze the surface on profound issues that really needed time to bloom in conversation. To make it worse, most of the time the guests squandered those seconds with stupid…

Thanks Tumblr!

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

That picture is hilarious. Swifty looks so happy and Hiddles looks really pissed, I guess because they didn’t have a candid pap shoot scheduled?

Look at this photo carefully. Do you recognize the man on the left?

I just wanna say I am SO FUCKING STOKED TO READ THIS!!! I’m going to go do 3 work things so I can come back and revel in this without feeling too too guilty.

When i learned about this I was still waiting on my last paycheck and drove home blasting Bitch Better Have My Money over and over and over in the car, crying in raaaaaage

Everything about Blake makes me feel this way.

THIS. I used to be an athletic size 8 - after a breakup I embraced the curves I’d been stifling (due to a shitty ex bf who liked twigs) and am now a 12-14. The biggest issue for me has been boobs - I went from a 34B to a 36DDD. Not complaining - but it makes it difficult to wear any styles close to what I used to.…

This is my hologram tote from Banana Republic. I love it because it’s roomy and practical but looks like I brought it back from the future. I dress pretty conservatively and it’s fun to have one cool-but-kooky number to set things off.

No-frills options:

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

I REALLY wish people would stop talking about how marriage is archaic and awful and on and on. It’s not for everyone, and if it’s not your thing, that’s totally fine. But I’m engaged and looking forward to formally committing to the man I love, and it bugs me to have people who haven’t had luck with marriage give me…

That’s what I was wondering. Wtf? Even if the poor girl had “not a virgin” tattoo’d on her forehead, still none of Rep. Dye’s damn business.

Damn, Barnes looks like he’s about catch a Mortal Kombat fatality.