Having the unfortunate pleasure of watching some of his videos, he loves to talk about his wife, who is a doctor. A fact he loves to bring up often. “Did you know my wife, a doctor?”

We get it, Ben. Too bad she isn’t a psychiatrist. She would have diagnosed you long ago.

My 14-year old teenage boy tried to explain it to me.

I live in Virginia.  This bish traveled to Cleveland Ohio on CHRISTMAS for some dick.  I regret it immensely.

Also, can I be moved out of the greys???

This is Bootsie hearing her name, and looking into the distance for the sound of origin, rather than looking up at me because I was the one that fucking said her name.

People are the absolute worst. Grieving is different for EVERYONE. I just lost my mom last month, so I know this firsthand.

I saw Janet in concert this past May. I am not one to cry over mostly anything, but Janet stepped onstage, I had a damn near happy meltdown.

I fall for his trap every day on Instagram. I’m not ashamed in the slightest.

I came here for this comment. THIS should be the song of the summer.

HAHAHA from the comments of the Miranda Lambert story:

Pandas always look happy to me. I too, lazily sit eating my bamboo (Doritos), frolick in the snow, fall down because GRAVITY!!

Here, to really depress you:

I am the exact same way now, but now it’s to the extreme.

Hagen herself mentions that she is still disturbed by the worst script she ever read, which featured eight rape scenes in total.

Ugh, the stank eye...like, “you are ruining our fun!” No, dude, your penis is not her fun.

That is my exact strategy.

I will star you every day, my friend.

I really don’t know how to add a GIF, but imagine similar GIF reaction here.

I agree, so happy for them.

“I’m still learning that I don’t have to smile when a man makes me uncomfortable”