So Jezebel has gone straight from man hating Tumblrina garbage to drug smuggling.

...that is one hell of a sharp turn.

Looks good on my XB1... really fun game. Then again I haven’t grown a glorious neck beard so things like “OMG DER GAFERKS DUNT LOOK LIKE DA MOVIEZ!” don’t really bother me.

Gotta love them Art Majors.

...the fuck are you tits babbling about now?

Silvermember has reached level 20 Neck Beard.

Any car that a group of 4 people can throw in a dumpster.

Wait, people actually pay to watch this stuff?

That there be the look of someone that just got Blue Shelled.

...ok...

Oh God... it’s so wrinkly...

You must be fun at parties.

I can’t believe someone actually fell for that. Kudos.

....this kid is gunna be fuuuuucked up.

I’m guessing it’s because I don’t watch sportsies I have no idea who this person is... other than some random blond that looks like every other random blond that gets “white girl wasted” at “the club” then loses her Uggs and “literally can’t even”.

Worked well enough for the Vikings.

I have no idea who he is, nor have I ever heard of the show... but the dude looks like he has a few bodies in his basement.

.....k.

Well, we already established that your plans are nothing like mine. Hence the whole you wasting money on a piece of paper and being a web developer with a french fry problem.

You're still on the fries kick eh? You know those things are bad for ya, guessing that explains your weight problem though. :( Did have a good weekend making little websites for your Bingo club old man?