Yeeeeah, only reason a person would even bring up Ruby is if they were a PHP kinda guy. You Web Designers are adorable with your little scripting language wars.

Yeah... Web Designer. LOL... figures.

I re-read my comment a few times... never saw Ruby in that list... guessing literacy isn't your thing either eh? Or are the bifocals giving out on ya?

"Retraining Software Engineers straight out of college is nightmarish" - Me. There's your citation skipper.... I do agree though, C and C++ have become a bit outdated... and enjoy C# as much as any dude, so do my guys... but in the end we just keep going back to our childish roots. Guess we will just have to suffer…

Oooh more graphs! Let me print them right out and put them in the lobby. I get it, you're trying to defend your little scrap of paper... which when you got it I bet it meant something. Like I said old timer, times-er-changin. Well... technically they changed about 15 years ago but you get the point.

Though good…

Yaaay a graph from a news source from 2011! :D Sorry old timer, out here in the real world it's a little different though. I know it am skerry for your generation to think that unless you're going to be a doctor or nuclear engineer college isn't really necessary anymore, but you'll get there one day.

The people I…

Guess I should tell my team I'm going to start paying them less because some rando on the internet thinks the only way the world works is in his narrow scope of.. err... "reality". Next you're going to tell me there is no way people would hire a person with visible tattoos.

...did you know women can vote now too?

Ooooh you're one of those people that thinks college is required to make over six figures or "ye be damned to ze fast food".

My grandma was the same way, dear old lady... completely delusional, but sweet non the less.

Well, depending on where you want to go with your life college isn't required for a career.

Same way my wife and I have done it. Don't have kids.

Next can they ban the fatties that refuse to keep their clothes on? No one wants to see your greasy flap jacks going wild in the wind.

The torn flesh of my enemies draped upon my naked body like a poncho from hell.

...also my Blade Runner umbrella is pretty cool.

The torn flesh of my enemies draped upon my naked body like a poncho from hell.

...also my Blade Runner umbrella is…

Is this one of those runny ball guys?

I have no idea who this person is.

Allow me to correct the article:

Motordouche was fleeing from cop... like they do.
Cop attempted to barricade Motordouche... like they do.
Motordouche ignored the cop... like they do.
Cop decided to not slam on the gas and crush Motordouche.
Motordouche escapes to continue being Motordouche... unfortunately.
Cop goes about…

People actually watch this shit?

LOL... "Trigger warning". Tumblr is leaking again.

By hitting them.

How.... very pathetic.

Not really that far fetched for the first one. Had a smoked pork chop a bit back, it did in fact taste like ham... Kinda a... bacon... ham... chop... which was confusing. Delicious though.