He got himself into a dicey situation, on a knife’s edge between disaster and a healthy lunch, until his plans tanked and the cops showed up. Now he’s on his company’s chopping block.

Turnip trucker ticketed; tripped through tomatoes, thought the track was a good place to use the truck’s tank as a tray.

We should put a fruit salad hat onion

Yes, he could have easily been kaled.

Yes. Yes it does.

What a real rap-scallion

He could have just been checking for leeks.

I’m sure he thought he could endive out of the way.

Let’s hope his employer pays him a generous celery.

They were originally going to charge him with public indecency since they caught him in the act of dressing. 

That salad bar really tanked.

Hope the ticket didn’t force him to fork over much green

What would cause someone to be so radishcal? Regarding whether he lives or not, I guess it’s safe to assume he doesn’t carrot all.

He really doesn’t carrot all where he does it.

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

olive where this is going.

He needs to Romaine in the cab if he’s going to do this.

Wonder if anyone told him to toss off as they drive past.

i dunno... something about this story just doesn’t chive...

Lettuce hope that he doesn’t make a habit of this.