This is Quark, hitting maxium overdrive on his way to a much needed haircut.

Sophie and Max love road trips too.

As a former car salesman, I can confirm the last part.

10/10 would hoon

Manguson-Moss Act. They cannot void your warranty unless they can prove that the repair directly caused a warrantied component to fail. A good amount of vehicles on the road are under warranty... and are repaired by body shops that aren’t endorsed by manufacturers on a daily basis without an impact on their…

Don’t forget your cambered wheel spacers

The one that really gets me is Infinity. How do you not know how to spell the name of the car you’re selling? It’s spelled out for you on the car!

The lady in the car killed a pair of drawers.

Crossovers are little more than tall cars with over-sized wheels. They are not meant to be practical, only to raise American’s butts further off the ground in traffic. That’s it.

And don’t get me started on people with German cars that use thier rear fog lights inappropriately....

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

The wall isn’t moving, lol.

When worn on an Army uniform. Not hanging in some Commie bastard’s craptastic convertible conglomeration.

Whenever the flag is displayed on a moving object, it’s placed so the stars are ahead of the stripes. If you look at the flags on an aircraft, the left side looks correct and the right side looks backwards. It’s meant to show the flag as though it’s flying. The patch on the uniform is correct.

Army Regulation 670-1 states that when authorized for application to the proper uniform the American flag patch is to be worn, right or left shoulder, so that “the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the…

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Good job hanging that flag on the wall.

Props to Jason for coming up with a new picture that is probably more realistic than the one we’re all hoping for.