It’s like nobody watches the Good Place.

I recently rewatched the B99 episode where Jake had to stay with Kevin in the safehouse and I gotta say, they really need to make Marc Evan Jackson a series regular already.

was looking for a picture of the word “shitface” spelled out in gravy on his taters

Michael: Can you make them clap harder?

To make up for the gaffe, they have something really big planned for Easter next year.

I think this is one interesting view, while there’s also the other straightforward view of white male entitlement that when you do a thing you deserve praise and acclaim. Like, if you put enough nice coins into a woman then sex is supposed to fall out. Or just basically how mediocre white men seem to fail upward while…

Nothing shows how hopeless Brent is than the fact that he thinks being the starting QB of the Bears is a good thing. There is most of 100 years of history proving otherwise.

That Brent stuff got really tough to watch. I mean it in a good way - they so perfectly captured that white male entitlement. And the problem of everyone else always having to walk on eggshells and be the bigger person and apologize and forgive. It’s infuriating, and the show just nailed it.

I’m sorry: Jason was MVP again:

I know everyone’s tastes vary, but I am amazed that General Tso’s chicken didn’t make anyone’s list.  Or chicken and broccoli.  Those two seem to be the Chinese food all stars that I think almost everyone likes.  

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.