In Beijing, LeBron just trademarked “Tacko Tuesday” at the (Chinese) National Intellectual Property Administration and filed a complaint against the Knicks for tampering.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

Let’s remember some guys

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Cancer doctor here.

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

LOLOLOLOL