Rochester resident here. This place has the highest quality meats around, supports local farmers by getting whole animals, and is awesome in the community. Planning on visiting the vending machine this weekend for some amazing steaks. 

I’m sure it would’ve been more entertaining if the Chiefs had won, instead Brady was able to back out to get ready for the Super Bowl.

That Bethany Hamilton line was perfection

“We need to get to the bottom of this”

Always tritium truthers

I thought a Senator rubbing a 19 year old only happened in DC?

Yes, Shaq has excellent opinions about how to best protect yourself and others in the event of danger.

“The Browns management and ownership condoned this disrespectful activity of their employees, Loomis said.”

The only thing better than this play is the phrase “parsimonious shitbutts,” which I will be stealing.

At least the coaches are reportedly cooperating with the authorities. The interrogator said they would “love to know what’s going on” and so the coaches gave them nothing.

Especially when one of the reasons why they targeted Larsson at the time was because he was a righthanded defenseman.

I think people would’ve been significantly happier if it wasn’t a 1 for 1 deal. Larsson is good and a better fit for the team than Hall was given need for D, but that doesn’t mean that Larsson by himself was a good return for Hall.

That’s like an Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary, where you’re even more amazed when you realize he did that on purpose and seemingly without much effort.

The coonhound mix in his natural environment

The reception will have to be on the south lawn, Brady isn’t housebroken yet.

Ullmark declined to comment after the game, but he was seen sucking his thumb while clutching his blankie.

“When I told Bill about all the women I slept with on a boat before, I didn’t think I needed to be more specific.”

“Fancy Bear—a hacking group”

I lost it at “I’m a babby” in the Schilling meme.

These are ridiculous allegations, she’s a Fyve at best.