This is the only time I’ve been able to participate in one of these due to work, but I swear I sometimes have good questions! Is there any thought to a mailbag type thing where you can answer questions posed to the entire staff rather than just Drew?

Kenny Albert nods slowly

The 2 were going to transfer to Baylor, but were turned down because they forgot to rape the girl before leaving.

It’s amazing Favre talked for so long since his speech was only 4 inches of text

Your sports talk radio show is Wacky and Poppycock on 730, The Sports Slaughter.

Athletes competing indoors were thought to be safe from fecal coliforms until Michael Phelps showed up to the pool talking about Subway’s delicious new creation.

Team owner: Who’s responsible for that logo, we’re the laughingstock of the country?! This needs to stop!

Where’s the love for Scorch, the firefighter murdering mascot?

“We drafted a guy from Germany instead of the US? About time we switched things up!”

Cooke (any of them)

He traveled

Come on people, Jim Nantz already told us it's not a story!

Female: I need help, I’m at Daniel’s house and he tried to assault me, but now I don’t know where he is.

Because the referees enjoy getting paid a lot of money for 5 months of the year by the NFL, while still having the freedom to work their normal jobs. Ed Hochuli is a full-time lawyer. http://celebnetwealth.com/ed-hochuli-got…

She’s better at taking balls to the face than we all are at coming up with original jokes

Psh, I could beat that dog...

William and Mary’s nickname is the Tribe, but the mascot is a Griffin (don’t ask why). It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Carlos Gomez’ chin doesn’t respect the “Whose Disgusting Baseball Chin is This?” game.

“A promising young replacement LB retired due to fire migraines.”

Are anal sex and doggy-style interchangeable? What do you think?