Damnit, 3 games for forgetting to walk the dog. I knew I should’ve just hit my wife until she walked him...

I wasted (and continue to waste, thanks to emulators) most of my youth playing Tommy Lasorda Baseball. Without a doubt the best baseball video game named after a homophobic manager ever made.

“Allegations surfaced that Tyndall had been directly involved in multiple NCAA academic at his previous employer, Southern Mississippi.”

Anonymous sources were consulted because the only name anyone cares about is Barfknecht.

Yet again Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage don’t get their proper arena football tribute.

Barry Bonilla is my favorite baseball player!

It’s time to take Jim Carrey’s political views seriously.

Fascinating read, as always. Was this post specifically written because of the recent escape, or a topic you were already going to write about?

My brother ate one of those big numerical birthday candles off his cake. Blew the 4 out, pulled it off the cake and shoved the whole thing in his mouth before anyone could stop him. By the time he spat it out, only about an inch of candle with the wick remained.

Just had this beer for the first time the other day when a buddy brought some over to drink in the sun while I smoked some ribs, and it was great. I had another last night on the couch and it was pretty awful.

Hope he’s alright and is just thor in the morning

Just checking before I take this shot, the first H stands for hair, right?

Still better than climbing a crane at Notre Dame.

Restaurant advertising department exec: Sorry to bother you while you're racing Mr. Thomas, but we think you're the perfect spokesperson for our product.

That'll teach him for telling me I can't have a sixth rack of ribs.

OSU grads emphasize the only part of their school name that they understand.

Duper's always been one of my favorites, and that was a fantastic read. Get well soon!

Came here to say the exact same thing, Genny Cream is not the pride of this Rochesterian either. So many better local beers

What's better, watching Super Bowl at home with just a spouse, hosting a big Super Bowl party, or going somewhere else for one?

As a proud William and Mary alum, can I take this out of context to mean we're better than Ohio State?