Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Yeah well, Colin Moran and Joe Musgrove are...

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Cage: Y’know, I could eat a truffle for hours.

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

I had a coach when I was little who knew that Edberg was my favorite player. One time, I missed a forehand into an open court - and missed badly - and was moping about it. Coach asked if Edberg would ever act like I was. My reply was that if Edberg ever hit a forehand as terrible as the one I just hit, then yes he…

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good