I just don’t understand the culture these days.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Kind of shocked by this.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.