I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

I wonder how many times you would get downvoted if there were a button for that

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

“That’s 54,000 haircuts!” - Mark Davis

I always clean up after my dog, it’s the least amount of effort you can do to be good, and then I toss them up into the gutters or window sills of those I do not like because I represent the duality of man.   

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

I feel like you could’ve helped progress the process of not tying everything Osaka does back to that moment by not using the entire final paragraph of this article to tie Osaka’s actions in this unrelated match that didn’t even feature Williams back to that moment.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Mine’s from youth league tackle football. I was probably 12 or 13 and on a team with my twin brother, who was much better than me at football (and basketball, and baseball).

The first time I ever got drunk was with some guys on my junior high hockey team the night before a game. Being the sophisticates we were we got just destroyed on Gin + Orange Juice and shots of Ouzo. Why we thought this would be a good idea the night before a 7 AM game would be anyone’s guess but I figured I would be…

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

8th Grade, 3-on-3 basketball tournament. Actually had a pretty good team, and made it to the semis.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.