I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Dearest Mother,

they also agreed pitchers on the white uniformed teams had to wear black hats so as to not have the possibility of hiding the ball in their motion. just a rousing success all around.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

My dog has been happy to assist with this task for several years, but I suppose it’s always nice to to have some alternative methods.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

That’s some JV shit right there.

As someone raised on Mario Tennis, I blame it on the distinct lack of available Power Shots.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”