“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Looking forward to the hot mic that captured Sisco’s Dong Song

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.

Red red whine

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

God damn it’s like I’m staring into the sun. 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Clay Bellinger has more World Series rings than Vlad Sr., Fernando Tatis Sr., Craig Biggio, and Dante Bichette combined!

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

I’m so old I remember when this dude was called Wily Mo Pena

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.