The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

They will pay H/E $1.2 million every July 1 until the aliens that look eerily like the Phanatic land

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

Is this a good thing though? Maybe Urshela collides with the fan and the fan gets a bit banged up, but is no worse for the wear. After the game Urshela checks in on the fan and they really hit it off. They begin dating, fall madly in love and get married. GOOD GOING NET, YOU COST TWO PEOPLE THEIR CHANCE AT TRUE LOVE.

So I’m bored at work......

Obligatory:

That’s a web gem.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

Pope Thrower for Public Editor

How the fuck am I not on this list

marchman

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

“She got through two cups? By herself? Damn!”
-Two girls