A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

It’s not, in fact, difficult to care about the fundamental humanity and dignity of working people in a city you’ve never been to, and to be upset when their public infrastructure gets gutted as a way of throwing money at a billionaire. This is a really weird concern trolling take

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

my favorite part of this comment is that you’re just barely able to coax words into (semi) coherent sentences.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

I can answer the following questions based on my own experimentation with vegan bacon at home.

Old man yells at cloudbased ads

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

that’s a jerk-off station

Probably, but he’ll never match Jacques Plante’s Vezina Trophy total.

Cashman’s best attribute in recent years is the ability to identify mid to late 20 year old guys who have failed in their original organization and trade mid level prospects for them. Gregorious, Hicks, Voit, Urshela were all there for the taking. 

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

The numbers don't lie, guys in funny glasses hit better when they're clean shaven. Obviously he's been studying Sabometrics.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.