now you have something new to talk about with your therapist.  

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

*whispers* Click the link in the last line of my story.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Jimmy Fallon is a hack that nearly ruined every good SNL skit that he was inexplicably included in.  He is insufferable and every night I say a silent prayer for every teacher who had to put up with his spastic crap when he was a kid

Stick to sports.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Excited for the Mets to sport the Brazzers logo, to continue in the tradition of having everyone associated with them getting fucked.

You grabbed Schefter when Trey Wingo is out there? What a fucking disgrace BW’s

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

“young Hester makin dudes look foolish” is a good thesis if anybody’s writing about Scarlet Letter, you’re welcome

I like the assumption that a Wisconsin team would use a mythical creature as their mascot: a skinny person from that state.

You write so well. Thanks.

Following this game, I just once again considered how fortunate I have been, even as a casual, to have been able to follow the sport during the Federer/Nadal/Djokovic(/Murray) era. Especially since I realize that it will only hit me how special it has been after it has ended.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]