Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

Dear Penthouse,

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

The floodgates opened up after that.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

“Fucking showoffs.”

Today is my birthday and I was doing the annual “What I’m going to do over the next year” exercise with a friend when this news hit. A reminder that a year, hell another day, isn’t a given. Make them count.

R.I.P Tyler and deepest condolences to his friends and family.

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

(sound of crickets)

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

Ya Gotta Bereave!

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

In the history of the Takeout Draft, I have never before seen anyone lose a draft on the first pick.

The team is right though. It is slang for an erection.

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters