Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

If they give KFC a star, wouldn’t it become the General’s fried chicken?

He looks like he ate Frank Thomas

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

Abelardo and HRéloïse

Bone hugs in harmony.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

“but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many outs there are....”

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

Obviously, ramon was a staple in my life, but I’d end up with 2/3 a loaf of bread in the fridge that I didn’t want it to go bad.

All time top 5 Ducks:

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Could you be more specific?

Insider’s look at the trade negotiations: