This happened to me once but it was Calvinball so I had to sing the Very Sorry Song and then head back to 13th base.

Yeah, fine, but the bastard didn’t even give the ball to a kid photographer.  

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

“Kawhi, where did you learn to talk like that?”

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?