That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

It calls to mind maybe my favorite pearl of wisdom from the show:

as a scientist Bauer should be familiar with Kepler’s first law of baseball motion which states that a weak-ass pitch down in the zone swiftly becomes a parabola

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I, for one, am shocked- shocked!- that Steve Blass missed the mark.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

I really don't see your silly "foon" idea catching on

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!