Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

I disagree

On the one hand, this is a fairly harmless and funny prank. On the other hand, this guy runs a parody Steve Berthiaume account for some reason. 

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

Shut the fuck up. 

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

I’m glad he didn’t include the picture where he’s fucking the pancake.

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

I grew up in Vancouver and one of my close, lifelong friends is of Punjabi descent.

This is terrific, well done.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

He will be playing in the Australian pro league as a member of the New Zealand Breakers.

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.