He works for Barstool now?

Luckily, he’s in hell now.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

And to think, it all started with a disagreement over what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

I don’t understand the tone of this post.  What this kid is doing is fucked up and antisocial on multiple levels.

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

Get well Drew.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Re: Walking,

Can’t believe they asked you to raise two fingers and you didn’t go with Ol’ Faithful

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

I just laughed out loud, which is great because I am a college professor on summer break and nobody knows I exist until September.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

Shut up, ben. 

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

I don’t give two shits about basketball but 1) that’s cool as shit and 2) someone in my timeline posted this and it’s a Top 10 all-time sports photo:

Fuck that juy.