It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Here’s a better angle:

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

1. The

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

it’s a matter of principle

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

There, of course, is only one true answer to this question

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

Look at the freaking hose on this guy (still) and the third baseman’s reaction https://twitter.com/mariners/status/1107654108930965504?s=21

yes.

This can’t but have something to do with the next season of The Good Place (writing credit, consultation, guest appearance, Jason plot twist, etc.).