How do you smash a TV with a bat and not face charges or something immediately afterwards? This guy must be Smooth as hell

Still not the worst thing Dallas has gotten away with around the goal.

When the guy from Boston is dunking on you for being racist, you know you have a problem.

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

NHL discipline is “inconsistent?” The hell you say!

If only there were a well-staffed blog with an eye for incredible hockey hair to pick up the torch.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Meghan McCain?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman…

Ha. The only part of a seder Meghan McCain could play is the bitter herb.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

To everyone who uses the old argument about viewership and ad revenue, I watch the exact same amount of men’s soccer and women’s soccer. So there.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

What is “really fucking depressing”?

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I think in this situation you have to ask though whether or not “more marketable” is code for shameful, ridiculous prejudice against Hispanic ballplayers or for fairly reasonable, understandable prejudice against people from Florida.