Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

Deeply kiss your son and father on the lips with that mouth? 

I think my favorite part was at the very beginning of the episode:

I loved the “Niednagel” Easter egg that felt like it was especially for Good Place Podcast listeners.

Also, Chidi screaming, “As I was saying before I saw the TIME KNIFE!” is great. WJH’s timing, inflection and surprisingly jacked body are secret MVP’s on a show full of MVP’s.

I’m a tennis fan, and I love best-of-5 sets at the Grand Slams. These tournaments are special, and anyone who loves tennis wants to watch longer, not shorter matches.

So, in other words, I should try to corner the frozen concentrated orange juice market. Got it. Thanks, HamNo!

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

So, Chidi was right worrying about using almond milk in his coffee all along, nice twist.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

In recent years, the Yankees have been very comfortable with a rapidly declining SS in their lineup. Gotta re2pect the move here.

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.