Add five games to Tom Wilson’s suspension for Malkin’s hit...

For an entirely comparable play, check out Trinidad and Tobago’s goal against Team USA in

My man. You’re the spitting image of the great Hank Baskett.

Re cocaine:

Raven’s coach Harbaugh was later quoted as saying “there should be a rule against that”

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

If they had knocked out Duke, I would've paid for the banner myself.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

I’ve read and liked your writing for a while now. But the opener of this article was ..... beautiful. Moving, actually.

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

Mandatory?

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.