“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

Hell, Jim, being a Big Mad Orange Man is a pretty good gig these days

which ended with him getting whacked with a vacuum tube

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Big Oiler fan here.  Usually, when the opposition scores in OT my response is a loud curse.  After Sid did that, my response was a chuckle, and a “good for you Sid”.  If you didn’t enjoy that game, you don’t like hockey.

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

I can't wait to see what's next because this series needs to live on. 

I’m jumping in before a ton of people scream about how he should never be let out of prison and how he’s out so soon.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Balderdash! The bowler had already collected four wickets in the inning. 

Found Pete Carroll’s burner account!

I never could have expected this pull, but Janet’s recipe included in the manifesto is a direct reference to Mario Batali’s sexual harassment apology, which included a pizza dough cinnamon roll apology. The depths this show will dice for a good are breathtaking. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a57292/mario-batali…

“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

This is serial killer behavior 

Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

THREE hockey on Deadspin in one day? That gets an approving eyebrow raise from Larry Brooks:

My favorite bit of D’Arcy Carden face-acting in this episode was Janet’s look of annoyance when caterer Michael stuck with his awful Australian accent when trying to intervene with Eleanor, despite her earlier trying to dissuade him.