The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

Mother of God was that a horrible pitch! Jesus Christ! There’s not a major leaguer who wouldn’t have put that in the cheap seats. That’s not a knock on Ohtani. It’s a knock on Austin Bibens-Dirkx, which isn’t a real name in the 21st century.

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

The timing of this was pretty extraordinary:

You’ll still see a player—you really get away with murder now

Came to post this, pleased to see.

The Jaguars last game of the playoffs:

Current state of the Marlins - payroll of a minor league baseball team, marketing department of a minor league hockey team.

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

First they need to apologize for what they did to pizza.

Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

This Deadspin cross-article promotion is getting out of hand.

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith