I got yelled at by a toll booth operator at the Hampton tolls on Sunday. I was passing through just after 1pm, and saw the guy had all Pats gear on, so I made the mistake of asking “Are you listening to the game?”. I got a 2 to 3 minute diatribe about how “My grandfather didn’t fight in WW1 so these uneducated…

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

Should have drank more water.

Half a lifetime ago, when I was in my bulletproof 20's, I was pursuing some dream of being a competitive cyclist. My training regimen at the time went something like; beer at night, food and water by day, work in there somewhere, and the rest of the time spent on the bike. One Sunday after a particularly long Saturday…

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

How would he classify water he drinks out of the toilet when no one’s looking? You think we don’t see you, Tom? We see you. You know better...Bad boy, Tom...Baaaaaad.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

Probably my two favorite baseballers.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

you rang?

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.”

Joe Thomas crawled to retirement through 10,000 snaps of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine- or maybe I just don’t want to. 10,000 snaps...that’s 11 seasons. Just north of a decade. Joe Thomas, who crawled through a river of shit and found himself still in a river of shit on the other side.

..deploying rookie running back Kareem Hunt like prime-era LaDainian Tomlinson Brian Westbrook.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”