There are early reports coming out of an apparent scuffle in the outfield bleachers. It would seem that Bill Belichick and John Farrell were jostling for position so that each could set up their cameras to record this historic moment.

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The Caps are happy because they’ll need a rested Ovie if they want to go deep into the second round of the playoffs.

Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

shortstop-cum-top prospect Amed Rosario

That meatball sub looks so good you undermined your own bad take by posting it.

The President of the United States is a white supremacist and a racist, just like his odious father was before him.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Yeah, I mean, who doesn”t great command of the English language?

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Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

I think it’s a little harsh. They didn’t make the playoffs last year, but Patrick Laine looks pretty sweet. I think the future is bright.

Smart move. Only a few hours until the Sharks arrive.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

Holy shit, that Rex Ryan bit...

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

1). Heart attack during threesome.

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...