Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

I’m coming to this cold and give zero shits about hockey, but aren’t the Olympics being dicks here, too? License the fucking rings to the NHL for supplying the most valuable athletes in the Games and the problem goes away, right?

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

the Hoya athletic department unsuccessfully attempted to lure several big-name coaches—Notre Dame’s Mike Brey, Harvard’s Tommy Amaker, and Xavier’s Chris Mack, per an industry source—to fill the position after employing the services of search firm Korn Ferry.

He named the two horses Rougned Odor and Rougned Odor.

Can’t imagine why...

“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Canthurtazone

Wait, you mean they guy who doesn’t understand how insurance (of any kind) works might not be the best guy to lead the fight on healthcare?

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”