“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

So are we all just going to pretend that we DON’T want a reality show based on this concept? Terminally ill celebrities murder celebrities no one likes, to be determined by vote?

I’m just going to take this opportunity to say how much I love those dorky-ass Charles-Samuel-Spike commercials during the NCAAs.

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

I was in tears. I didn’t understand. “Those are your glasses, grandpa.”

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

That does taint the goal somewhat.

Appropriate use of gif.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated.

Savage

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

hit two late homers

I don’t know WHY there have been so many hockey posts the past couple of days, but I haven’t looked at porn for days because of it. #satisfiedsigh

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

k9 on k2 hangs 10, film at 11.